I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray or any time you want

or any time you want to represent your appreciation for vintage machinery

Picture Jesus mid-stride

they need this

Available in multiple colors

I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER Color:Gray or any time you wantAbout This Design A grinning retro pitchman in a mustard cardigan presents a misting ultrasonic humidifier with the full sincerity of a 1950s appliance ad. Underneath, bold distressed type reads "I PUT HER SQUIRT IN MY HUMIDIFIER" and below that, in flowing greeting card cursive: "cause I can't breathe without her." The wholesome staging does the setup. The headline does the crime. The love note flips the whole thing into something almost sweet. Why