The value proposition is not about guaranteed returns it is about the SAR floor that supports every box, the upside variance from Umbreon and Sylveon, and the God Pack jackpot potential

That leaves us with this list: Creatures (29) 1 Throat Slitter 1 Skullsnatcher 1 Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni 1 Higure, the Still Wind 1 Solemn Simulacrum 1 Aura Thief 1 Sakashima the Impostor 1 Dimir Doppelganger 1 Vesuvan Shapeshifter 1 Puppeteer Clique 1 It That Betrays 1 Sheoldred, Whispering One 1 Silent-Blade Oni 1 Baleful Strix 1 Sakashima's Student 1 Diluvian Primordial 1 Lord of the Void 1 Sepulchral Primordial 1 Burnished Hart 1 Gigantoplasm 1 Stunt Double 1 Nimble Obstructionist 1 Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow 1 Fallen Shinobi 1 Ingenious Infiltrator 1 Sakashima of a Thousand Faces 1 Wandering Archaic 1 Archon of Cruelty 1 Dauthi Voidwalker Lands (37) Spells (33) 1 Mana Drain 1 Sol Ring 1 Copy Artifact 1 Fellwar Stone 1 Sculpting Steel 1 Wayfarer's Bauble 1 Mind Stone 1 Tsabo's Web 1 Twincast 1 Copy Enchantment 1 Dimir Signet 1 Exsanguinate 1 Life's Finale 1 Counterlash 1 Cyclonic Rift 1 Psychic Strike 1 Dimir Cluestone 1 Artificer's Epiphany 1 Mystic Confluence 1 Thought Vessel 1 Mind's Dilation 1 Insidious Will 1 Mirage Mirror 1 Arcane Adaptation 1 Kindred Dominance 1 Nexus of Fate 1 Narset's Reversal 1 Arcane Signet 1 Midnight Clock 1 Drown in the Loch 1 Deadly Rollick 1 Fierce Guardianship 1 Sublime Epiphany Given the mana cost and lack of real speed, this is certainly a battlecruiser-style deck

Its a cool idea, but one that isnt technically legal in any format outside of a Rule 0 discussion, which is really kind of a shame
With these items, distributed between Pharaoh Akhenamkhanen, Akhenad, and the ancient priests, Akhenamkhanen summoned an army of Duel Monsters to combat his foes