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Class consciousness in classic fit
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This is my dogmatic slumber shirt - Unisex Classic T-Shirt Color:Black Don’t wait—grab yours and letThis cotton tee celebrates those precious moments before empirical skepticism ruins your perfectly comfortable rationalist assumptions. Perfect for wandering around in blissful philosophical ignorance before someone mentions David Hume and awakens you from your intellectual hibernation. Ideal for casual days when you'd rather stay cozy in your unexamined beliefs than face the harsh realities of epistemological doubt.
